NEW ENDING!!!!

Comissioner talking
:Well Lysistrata we see that we can't give in to your demands cuz we like war so much, but the men don't know what to do with their sexuailty. So some of them have turned gay cuz of your stupid abstinence thing so unless you want to save the human race, I would stop.
Lysistrata talking:
NOOOOOO thats not fair the war needs to be stop to perseve the peace in the world,
Comissioner talking:
Look lady, you already have one hell of a war, do u want to end the human race too?
Lysistrata talking:
Don't listen to him ladies, we can still hold our ground. Eventrually they will give in.
20 years later
There is not a single human on the face of the earth. Abstinece is a bad thing. Don't do it to try to stop a war. amen

2 comments:

Montrell said...

LMAO!!!! This ending is priceless. The men turned gay and life no longer existed. It should have been more like 50 or 60 years later, but it was still good. The part that makes this so funny though is the fact that it was possible. The men in the play were so sexually unstable that if they had to wait one more day, this might have actually happened.

Johnny Moscoso-Vargas said...

Nice way to look at it and ver very realistic because im pretty sure they couldnt wait more to let it go, if u know what i mean.